The tweets were selected based on the number of re-tweets or mentions I got. My friend, Ibraheem Nadeem helped me out in the selection of the tweets. Check out his blog.
And did I mention it was a pain in the ass manually looking for each and every tweet and than embedding them here?
Here goes nothing:
#LoadSheddingFilms The Dark Night.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) June 18, 2012
#PakistaniPickUpLinesHeelo wanna fraandship plss. I is very sincere and loyals.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) June 6, 2012
@OhMyKaution lol, what are you going on about? Some cheesy Bollywood flick?
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) June 10, 2012
@OhMyKaution I know what you mean. Instead of boy meets girl, it's girl meets boy. Nice try.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) June 10, 2012
#PakistaniPickUpLines Whaat load-shedding? Humaray paas to generator hai!
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) June 6, 2012
#PakistaniPickupLines Is it me or is it getting a little halal over here.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) June 6, 2012
#ArabRapperNames50 Durhams (50 Cents).
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) June 2, 2012
People are posting 3-12 quotes a day (that they copied from the internet) on Facebook like there a bunch of goddamn philosophers.#pissedoff
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 22, 2012
#PrayForJustinJustin bumps his head, millions pray for him. Some kid dies of starvation in a 3rd world country, no prayers for him.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 31, 2012
#iUseTwitterBecause Most of the retards In Facebook aren't here.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 31, 2012
#ThingsThatMakeYouSayWTFSay "no offence" but then end up saying something offensive.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 28, 2012
#Itreallymakesmemad people say theTwilight Movie franchise is the best. You high or Something!? Your begging for a smack in the FACE!
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) August 6, 2011
#GiftsGrandmaWontWant A Rebecca Black or Justin Bieber Album.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) December 6, 2011
#ThingsThatMakeYouSayWTFA talking water-melon.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 28, 2012
I could have an A+ in Science if our teacher used Slideshows like these back in 6th Grade. twitter.com/MirsubFazlani/…
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) December 17, 2011
I shaved my moustache today. Meh, I'm gonna miss George Washington.#ThatWasHisName
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 28, 2012
RIP Justin Bieber dead. Dear love of God, if only this trend was true!
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 24, 2012
It's already 4 am. I might as-well stay up for the rest of the night.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 23, 2012
Gonna go eat some Garlic Bread.........bitches.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 19, 2012
No-one tweeted me Happy Birthday -.- Your all cunts.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) May 19, 2012
