A Compilation of My Funniest Tweets (July 2012)

For those of you who don't know or are new to this blog, every-month (starting from June) I make a compilation of my funniest tweets of a particular month. 

The tweets are selected 0n the number of re-tweets, mentions I got and the help of some of my friends.

And did I mention it was a pain in the ass manually looking for each and every tweet and than embedding them here?

So. Here goes nothing: 

#youknowyourbrownwhen your idea of a Family road trip means how many people you can fit in one car.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 21, 2012

#DesiWaysToDie using a public washroom and finding out there's no running water.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 26, 2012

#HowToWooAPakistaniWoman Gently stroke your moustache. Chicks dig the stash.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 23, 2012

#HowToWooAPakistaniWoman tell her you have a green card.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 23, 2012

Eating a Pizza and a chicken shwarma for sehri....like a bos....muslim.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 19, 2012

#YouKnowYourBrownWhen you're sitting at a wedding and getting told your next in line!
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 21, 2012

#100thingsaboutme I hate it when people think I'm Sri-Lankan.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 3, 2012

#TypicalIndianMentality Your son isn't Doctor or Engineer. No future, I tell you.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 15, 2012

"@PlasticBieber :How does being anorexic help you get closer to God? Muslims are retarded, honestly". No. But I know you are.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 24, 2012

@5vb Why? Did Kim Kardashian loose another one of her 1 million dollar earings while SWIMMING?
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 24, 2012

@PlasticBieber I'd hate to get my fist on you.
— Mirsub Ali Fazlani (@MirsubFazlani) July 24, 2012